Just what do Scots wear under their
kilts?
According to
popular belief, a "true" Scotsman wears absolutely nothing under his
kilt. Bit breezy? Yes. But is this actually true - or simply the stuff of
folklore?
The answer
is yes - and no.
Historically,
the Celts were the earliest kilt wearers, or wore versions of the kilt. They
certainly did not wear undergarments per se, but tucked very long shirts or
tunics under their kilts for comfort. There was a later undergarment worn in
Scotland, referred to as "trews": and all-in-one garment of knitted
hose and loose breeches. It was sometimes trimmed in leather or buckskin on the
inner thigh, to provide comfort and prevent wearing down or the garment when
horseback riding.
It has
historically been a British military requirement that men be naked under their
kilt. This is a custom that endures to this day. Being "commando"
under one's kilt is referred to as
wearing "Traditional" Scottish dress, or "going Regimental".
The only
occasions when a Scottish Soldier in uniform can (and should) wear underwear is
when dancing or performing gymnastics.
Outside the
military, the question of what to wear under the kilt is up to personal
preference. Some men will, purely for reasons of Scottish pride, be
"traditional". Others will wear boxer shorts or briefs. Underwear
with a kilt these days is always required when participating in highland games
or highland dancing - high kicks and swinging kilts are not conducive to bare
nether regions!
Some pipe
bands associated with military regiments do require or at least recommend use
of undergarments, as pipers can use a high-stepping march.
Kilts are
also very breezy and very scratchy, being made of wool - and not soft wool at
that! Underwear will undoubtedly provide much-needed comfort and a sense of
protection.
It is not
considered polite to inquire of a kilted man
as to whether anything is being worn underneath it all. Some have
suggested that the following be the response to the unending questioning as to
whether anything is worn under there: “no
wear, everything is in perfect condition, thank you for asking.”
Postscript: The writer of this article can
confirm from personal experience that Scots the world over do wear nothing
under their kilts:
A cousin of hers piped the cortege as it left
the funeral service of a great aunt, in full Scottish dress and regalia. Later
in the day, as a much needed cup of tea was being enjoyed, another person posed
the question of just what was under the kilt. No real answer was given, however
later in the day a cheeky "flash" from across the room (and for your
writer's eyes only) answered the question once and for all. Let's hope no kilt
wearers are allergic to wool!
Stay Tuned for more exciting
underwear history next week!